Why does my thumb hurt?
Because games consoles are evil time sucking things.
I haven’t owned a console since the Sega Mega Drive, I got it by swapping with a friend my NES. Those were the days, up down left right, two buttons, it was a simpler, more innocent age.
Now you have 8 buttons, two joysticks and a port for bodily fluids. You have to dislocate your wrist just to control the thing.
When I first got the NES I stayed up all night playing Mario Bros, I was 13, and I din’t stop until my hand literally seized up.
After the mega drive I didn’t really play computer games for a long time. At Uni, I seemed to upset the crowd with what was deemed ‘button bashing’ i.e they had spent the better part of the week perfecting the super deluxe death move, and I had beaten them with a tried and tested find two buttons that work and just keep moving.
Well recently I discovered Pro Evo 5, it is the world cup after all.
And so I have in my bag a folder full of work and the best of intentions.
Just one game though, see what it’s like, ok two just so I can get the hang of it.
Best of three. And I won 5-0 against a guys whose been playing since well forever.
It’s now Monday morning, I’ve lost what feels like a cm of skin of my thumb, and I’ve still got a folder full of work.
There is a lesson.
Basically, I work best by playing England, in a 5-3-2 formation, on the counter attack.
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Now what was that discussion we had re: time wasting!
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